Fuck fuck fuck.
I really wish I had a car at this very moment. Three Days Grace is playing at the 930 Club on a Tuesday. I want to go so bad… So so bad. Money isn’t the issue, just a way to get back.
Going to the 30 Seconds to Mars tonight :D!
Also, Streetlight Manifesto and Apocalyptica are playing on the same day. And that’s the day when spring break begins >:D! I know what I’m doing!
The more people I follow the more porn magically...
junglebee09: MUST RESIST CALL OF THE SIREN.
TO PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW ME FROM SCHOOL:
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Re-watching El Dorado and now all I see is...
iamshort: AH!!! IT’S TRUE!
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No Paws for Thought
Me: “Hello, [Public Transport], how can I help you?”
Caller: “Hi, do you allow cats on your buses?”
Me: “No, I’m sorry, but only service animals are allowed on the bus.”
Caller: “But she’s a very quiet cat! The airline let me take her!”
Me: “I’m sorry, but those are the rules. We can’t allow animals on board.”
(We go back and forth like this for a few minutes.)
Caller: *desperately* “What if I say she’s a seeing-eye cat? I could put a little collar on her saying she’s a seeing-eye cat.”
Me: “I don’t think that’s going to work.”
Caller: “What if I dress her like a dog?”
Me: “They’re not going to buy that.”
Caller: “Why not?!”
(The conversation continues in a similar fashion.)
Caller: “You’re not allowed to hang up on me, are you?”
Me: “No, ma’am.”
Caller: “I feel sorry for you.”
A COURTROOM drama fan has been charged with impersonating a lawyer. It is claimed Tahir Malik, 47, picked up tips from TV and posed as a lawyer in more than 50 court cases, charging up to £3,000 a go. Authorities said Malik, a former petty criminal, fooled courts in Illinois, US, for five years – until a clerk asked to see his credentials. Sheriff Tom Dart said: “No one suspected because he...
This has been my entertainment for today. →
Just had a brilliant idea.
The Killers while under the influence. Yes.